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I was a personality before i became a person.
I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, beautiful, lazy & driven.
I know not how i may seem to others
But to myself,
I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge,
Every now & then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with.
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This happened yest.I had to call up some manufacturing companies to survey them about this particular computer software. I had a respondent from China who answered & his english was horrible! This' what happened. Read on... [Remember to add in the China slang for the Respondent while reading. Hehex Warning; This post may be offensive to those who can't speak proper english. LOL & everything put down is word for word except for the names of the companies. Also note that the spelling is worded to suit the respondent's replies.] Me ; Hi, Good morning, my name is Sylvia. Respondent; Yes, who? Looking for who?Me ; Erm, is this xxx manufacturing? Respondent ; yes! ye-yes! Me ; I'm calin on behalf of xxx, we're conductin a short survey about a computer software. Could u help me out? Respondent ; Computer software ? Me ; Yes, we'll take u lesser then 5 mins Respondent ; yu yuyu, buy what software? Me ; sorry? Respondent ; nonono, why yu know this numbah? Me ; Erh, i got it from my company Respondent ; okay yu buy, okok, u what what what software u want? Me ; We're not sellin anythin, we just....does ur company use computers? Respondent ; yes uh, talkin. what Me ; okay, then could i speak to the person who mainly decides on what computer software your company uses? Respondent ; company uses? what uses? you.. nonono! i want to know yu do xxbecuj sales which software? Me ; oh no, we're not selling, i just want to survey you Respondent ; uh no need no need. stanks, i have lady. Me ; it'll take u lesser then 5 mins Respondent ; i i i, i have some company to support me Me ; okay Respondent ; yeyeye, my uh. okay la thanks xoxo |